Puke -What WAS for Dinner
“I am the son
and the heir
of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
of nothing in particular…
…When you say it’s gonna happen “now”
well, when exactly do you mean?
see I’ve already waited too long
and all my hope is gone”
On monday, I learned an important lesson. Extreme gargling can make you pukin’ sick. In the not good way. CAW as I like to call him found that out after some really hardcore gargling. Thankfully, he had recently only had water. So it was pretty clean puke. Long days in service teach things thought unteachable. I feel a 12 hour day comin on.
Today I started amassing material for a work related gallery or project. It will probably just be lots of pictures of CJ. But I did get some high quality video of the old broomstick himself acting the fool. Laughs are to be expected. Followed by deep concern for his potential to reproduce.
Can “super” Target really have any legitimate hold on the term “super” if it closes at 10:00 pm? Even Albertsons is open 24-hours. Why do I ask? I was in search of a bright green bed sheet one evening. Wal-Mart did not have the flavor I needed. So I was turning to Target. It was closed though. All it’s “superness” must have been used up by 10:00 pm. Why do I, one who doesn’t even own a bed need a bed sheet you ask? To use as a makeshift green screen I reply in a charming and isn’t it obvious even though I know it’s not tone. I left out much that would of been helpful in that last sentence. CHROMA KEY GREEN. It makes the background synthetic.
“I walked through the city limits
Attracted by some force within it
Around the corner where a puppet lay
A wire fence
where the children play
And I was looking for a friend of mine
Yeah, looking for a friend of mine
The car screeched
in the sand and dust
Metallic blue turned red with rust
Still defied all by guiding you
Turned on to a night with you
And I was looking for a friend of mine
Yeah, looking for a friend of mine”
polarduke wrote:
Puking is a rather fascinating reaction by the human body in that it is an immediate execution of punishment for breaking one of its internal physical laws. If only upon breaking one of God’s moral laws, individuals that scoff at possible future consequnces would instead simply be forced by some built-in genetic enforcement of law to begin puking, this world would be a much better, albeit slightly grosser, place to inhabite.
Although your comments and observations usually demonstrate a keen (if not freakish) perception of various everyday occurances, you do manage to infuse into even the most mundane of happenstances a certain flavor that makes them live as though each one were interesting enough to base an epic novel on. We could, however, get by smashingly without the lyrical references. A bit hackish, don’t you think?
Posted on 25-May-05 at 8:48 am | Permalink
Rhythmkeeper wrote:
Okay, I can’t resist…if you ate the green sheet then gargled a certain energy drink, what color would you get?
Posted on 25-May-05 at 3:40 pm | Permalink
Thomas W. Moore wrote:
Hey -77-,
If you’re ever up at 3 in the morning with nothing better to do, you should log on to the BBC online. Try to find Terry Wogan on BBC Radio 2. You’d probably find him hilarious (as I do)
And he does play the occasional Morrissey tune.
Posted on 25-May-05 at 5:01 pm | Permalink
JdeMonaco wrote:
puke…that is a funny word
and I quote
Posted on 28-Jun-05 at 11:14 pm | Permalink