My Life as a Visual Metaphor

Brace yourself, this is a long one.

Wing man or Stalking Horse? Idioms are quite entertaining. Sean’s got bits of tid that please. I’m horribly ill-fitted to the context.

It’s awful early to start looking so little like yourself. Young blood.

Have you ever happened to pour liquid chlorine on an open cut or tear in your flesh? It’s quite the memorable experience. It reminds me much of pouring rubbing alcohol on a cut. It’s almost like the stuff is corrosive. Like I could feel my skin melting. Of course that no doubt was just my nerves. Wussy.

Watership Down is proving to be quite the worthwhile investment of time. I’m about midway through the tale. It’s got great action and adventure. So if you dabble in such things I recommend it.

Ben’s made mention of some personality tests. I thank Vi for the reminder of what fun such tests are. (If you don’t read all the links it’s fine, but it did prove entertaining for me) Here’s a couple things I’ve been tested for:

Jung Typology Test = ISTJ Guardian Overview 2nd explanation

Inkblot Test = Imagination

Super IQ Test = 110 Analytic Detective

Emotional IQ Test = 125 Empathy

Classic IQ Test = 127 Visual Mathematician

5 Factor IPIP Personality Test = Personable

True Talent Test = Verbal Ability

Memory Test
= 81% Object Memory

Brain Test = Left-brained

Star Wars Test = Princess Leia Organa

Enneagram Test
= Expressive

Behind Emotions Test = Compassion

Communication Style Test
= Harmonizer

Ultimate Personality Test = Observer

Identity Test = Extraversion Medium

Get this:

“Effusive expression of emotional warmth is not something that ISTJs do without considerable energy loss.” Being nice just wears me out. Hah, I suppose that’s why I’m such a jerk. Though my “I’m right” attitude when discussing things apparently unsettles others involved and causes them to feel the need to defend themselves. In other words, I cause people to argue with me. Hah!

You can read a brief overview of my results here.

I find such things very entertaining. To some extent the results of such tests contradict themselves. Yet, I am sure my mood at the time of taking such test had an effect on the results. You all know me so well now. The most important is the New Personality Test. Just so you know, I didn’t take all those tests at once. It was over a period of time. I do have a job.

Today at work, while in persuit of chlorine, I passed a Whataburger! This is the second Whataburger I have seen recently. On the way back to the house Racque and I stopped in and had a Whataburger with cheese and bacon. The number 5 as I called it. It seemed to be salty. I’m not saying it was bad. A few hours later I was thinking “Whatatummyach”.

I seem to have grown bored with this. Till next time.

Comments (5) left to “My Life as a Visual Metaphor”

  1. Ben wrote:

    Haha, that star wars test is awesome.

    I got Han Solo… “What you call confidence, others may call ego, but you don’t care.” Heh, good times.

    I’m jealous that you got Leia. I wanted to be the hot rebel leader :cry:

  2. TESTPLUG wrote:

    the best part of the test is it gives you justfcation for being you “I am eStP (witch I am) what do you mean I cant act that way”

    the sad thing is you cant change who you are like put in a new “chip” once and a wile but, nothing for keeps.

  3. abz wrote:

    lol! i’m chewbacca!!! saweet!! i just it fitz. not the freakishly huge hairy part, but the deeper side of chewy! haha. oh, i’m also the choosen one. good i guess

  4. TESTPLUG wrote:

    hay Kevin “like Leia, your strength lies between your ears”

    hahahahah

    IM yoda, “Sure, I might not look too much like the little green Jedi Master, but you have a quiet contemplative way about you that commands respect”.

  5. rhythmkeeper wrote:

    I agree with the True Talent Test. Did you take that one before or after caffeine?

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